Welcome to the University of Medicine & Applied Sciences of Crowswood. I’m William Holtwick, and I’m the head and founder of this university. Each and every one of you has been chosen for your aptitude, intelligence, and excellence. Despite your qualities, don’t you dare think this will be a piece of cake. During your time with us here, you will learn that morals are no more than another burden imposed by society to impede us to advance.

Now, are you ready to change your lives? Do you want to stop being miserable and make the right decision? Today is the day you’ll leave faith, ignorance, and prejudice behind - faith isn’t based on logic or experience. Today, you’ll understand why the end justifies the means.

Here at Crowswood, we value the pursuit of knowledge and the advancement of human life. We seek to exceed what we believe to be humanly possible. Everyone here has a valuable role to play and our faculty is thrilled to be hands-on in your tests and experiments as we head towards the future. How could anyone not want to be a part of this exciting development?

Sounds fun, doesn’t it? Go on, I’ll be watching.

Highlights

• Astonishing and Eclectic Campus - Explore a hauntingly beautiful campus with a variety of environments with surprising twists and turns that chill and thrill the senses
• Fitness Facilities - Strengthen your body and mind in tandem with a variety of platformed courses and life-sized puzzles, some requiring pulling and repelling with the help of a powerful electromagnet
• Premier Chemicals and Pharmaceuticals - Enjoy exclusive access to state of the art compounds and substances to accomplish superhuman feats
• Ingenuity and Creativity - Exercise your imagination and create tools with university materials that aid you in your endeavors to achieve new heights and overcome obstacles
• Research Materials - Learn from the writings and recordings of those who came before you to uncover the truths of human life
• The No Rules Rule - Conduct research and reach goals with no limitations